Met this fine young thing
at the local circle k
we made a date for a half past eight
and i said, andquot;what the hey?andquot;
So i journeyed to her crib
and i let myself inside
that chick was slouched down on the couch
i think her brain was fried
Couldnand't figure it out
she wouldnand't even look at me
then i saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
cold glued to her tv
andquot;hey, whatand's your problem baby doll
letand's have a little flingandquot;
she said, andquot;hey you fool, now just be cool
iand'm watchinand' that gilliganand's isle thingandquot;
Isle thing
isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Watchinand' all night
musta, been a marathon
i was bumminand', those shows kept cominand'
hereand's what was goinand' on
These castaways were stranded
on this island out at sea
one of them called gilligan
so letand's name him after m
Heand'd mess up every rescue
man, that first mate was illinand'
if i was one of those castaways
i think iand'd probably kill and'im
Just about that time
telephone began to ring
she said, andquot;just let it, my machineand'll get
weand're watchinand' the gilliganand's isle thing
Isle thing
she loves that gilliganand's isle thing
isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
please, baby, baby, please
I like the professor
he always saves their butts
he could build a nuclear reactor
from a cloupleand' of coconuts
She said, andquot;that guyand's a geniusandquot;
i shook my head and laughed
i said, andquot;if heand's so fly, they tell me why
he couldnand't build a lousy raftandquot;
And while weand're on the subject
iand'll tell you one thing for sure
those homeboys brought an awful lot
for just a three hour tour
Then her mom came in the room
it was kind of embarrasing
she said, andquot;hey you two, i was once like you
and i loved that gilliganand's isle thingandquot;
Isle thing
sheand'd watch that gilliganand's isle thing
please, baby, baby, please
Skipperand's in a hammock
heand's looking kinda fat
heand'd throw a fit and then heand'd hit
old gilligan with his hat
Mrs. hal had it goinand' on
but mr. hal was meaner
ginger and mary anne couldand've used
some funky cold medina (?)
I was really digginand' this show
i didnand't know what to do
it kinda looked like i was hooked
now iand'm an addict too
I know each episode by heart
now iand'm the rerun king
and on every date we both stay up late
and we watch the gilliganand's isle thing
Isle thing
hasta la vista, little buddy
gilliganand's isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
