Letra de la canción 'I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS' de 'THE BLOODHOUND GANG'

If your ass is a chinese restaurant iand'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys iand'm like you i like monster trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups i can do?
I just wish i was queer so i could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that donand't dig
Chicks that donand't dig guys like me
See iand'm not queer iand'm too ugly
But if i were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo
Phony
Maybe itand's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if i was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause and'super modeland' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
and'super dumband'
Ya see iand'd be a good listener so sheand'd treat me like a sister and soon
Iand'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldnand't be a week before iand'm in her underwear
I wish i was queer so i could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that donand't dig
Chicks that donand't dig guys like me
See iand'm not queer iand'm too ugly
Doesnand't matter what iand'm packinand' in my denim itand's whatand's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage i would eat is made by jimmy
Dean
See iand'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline
No iand'm not princess di and i donand't wanna be a queen
I wish i was queer so i could get chicks
Anyway if i were gay iand'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis
Hang out with my momand's hair stylist his name is kip heand's got a lisp he
Talks like this
And wear my motherand's lingerie learn the songs of broadway
And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet
I wish i was queer so i could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that donand't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that donand't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that donand't dig
Chicks that donand't dig guys like me
See iand'm not queer iand'm too ugly
And i donand't shave my heiny
Donand't shave my heiny
See iand'm not queer iand'm too ugly

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