We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makinand' playa
that ainand't with us no mo.
yeah, notorious b.i.g.
hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen it cominand'.
yeah, tupac shakur.
nah bitch, iand'm talkinand' 'bout motherfuckinand' falco and shit.
what? falco?
Rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus
rock me amadeus
Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze
andquot;golden girlsandquot; got me andquot;sweatinand' to the oldiesandquot;
hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas
wrote to mayor mccheese andquot;send a shamrock shake please!andquot;
three oand' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
rather tape the weather channel so that i can watch it later
reruns of rerun so andquot;whatand's happening?andquot;
deeand's knocked up and rog on crack again
deep throat a whole nutty buddy
make whoopie to a batch of silly putty
make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it
go through andquot;national geographicandquot; and draw panties on the natives
so i like to dance naked in front of my pets
but my cat was inattentive so i sent him u.p.s.
playinand' spin the bottle with my mom
i watch andquot;copsandquot; with no pants on
Mustand've blown a fuse nothingand's going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
bugginand' out like tori spellingand's eyes
deader than the parents on a andquot;party of fiveandquot;
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood
Relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
Nowhere to go i canand't wake up late
just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate
stalemate jailbait in andquot;my so-called lifeandquot; imprisonment
amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isnand't it?
i like to pretend iand'm speed reading
never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
donand't need a shower today just some brut by faberge
smell the ass of my jeans clean theyand'll do another day
and i recycle i sniff my own farts
i dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
i mean i might as well be listeninand' to journey
givinand' myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby
make a prank call pretendinand' iand'm a mime
get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest
send me back my etch-a-sketch
Mustand've blown a fuse nothingand's going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
bugginand' out like tori spellingand's eyes
deader than the parents on a andquot;party of fiveandquot;
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood
Relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
Iand'm mighty tighty whitey and iand'm smugglinand' plums
when you wanna cum
iand'm mighty tighty whitey and iand'm smugglinand' plums
when you wanna cum
iand'm mighty tighty whitey and iand'm smugglinand' plums
when you wanna cum
iand'm mighty tighty whitey and iand'm smugglinand' plums
when you wanna cum
Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is motherfuckers?
aw shit, here comes pac-man.
hey pac-man, whatand's up?
me you bitches! iand'm high on crack! wanna freebase?
no pac-man drugs are bad!
nope canand't help you man.
pussies. whoa! holy shit!
Mustand've blown a fuse nothingand's going on
lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
bugginand' out like tori spellingand's eyes
deader than the parents on a andquot;party of fiveandquot;
luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
not going nowhere slim chance we will
less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
dick around like frankie goes to hollywood
Relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
relax donand't do it when you wanna go to it
relax donand't do it when you wanna cum
Holy macaroni
holy macaroni
holy macaroni
holy macaroni
