Iand'm jimmy pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
Iand'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and i sebaceously form
Iand'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like bangladesh
Then iand'll borg di borg do borg ya like the swedish chef
Cause iand'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an injun without his fire water wine
Iand'm like schneider one day at a time
Iand'm feeling like bob vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like daniel-son does
Iand'm waxing on iand'm waxing off iand'm waxing just because
I get wired like a western union and i got to be me
And i got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you canand't ignore me
Cause iand'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And i donand't give a damn if you donand't like me
Causeand' i donand't like you cause youand're not like me
Second verse is different from the first
Iand'm jimmy pop i am
Jimmity jimmity pop i am i am
See my nameand's not hoover and i donand't give a damn
And i got a different angle like a parallelogram
And youand'll be all ears like a field of corn
Iand'll make you dizzy like gillespie as i toot my own horn
Like a no. 2 pencil i always got a point
Youand'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
Iand'm jimmy pop yand'all iand'm jimmy pop yand'all iand'm an alka seltzer thatand's
Right youand're a seagull
As i continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
Like the texas chainsaw massacre iand'll get in your face
But then iand'll brush you off like aqua-fresh toothpaste
Cause iand'm letting off steam like a chinese laundromat
But iand'm not a roll of charmin so donand't give me no crap
And i donand't give a damn if you donand't like me
Causeand' i donand't like you cause youand're not like me
I hate a lot of whites and i hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopinand' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because theyand're all so damn ugly
I hate spin magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate regis and kathie lee
I hate every single movie by that midget spike lee
I hate people that think i care what they think
I hate people that think their ass donand't stink
I hate jon bon jovi but i hate his music more
I hate killing people because i hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but iand'd hate to be you
And i donand't give a damn if you donand't like me
Causeand' i donand't like you cause youand're not like me