The inevitable return of the great white dope
andquot;aandquot; is for andquot;appleandquot;
andquot;bandquot; is for andquot;balloonsandquot;
andquot;candquot; is for andquot;crayonsandquot;
andquot;dandquot; is for andquot;drumandquot;
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
Thatand's the year i got here when my dear motherand's water blew
Not really realizing the prize thatand's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much i had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck
Iand'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet iand'm gettinand' recognized
Mount rushmore it? no ignore it canand't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the angel of def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope
Itand's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of iggy? false bigger nose than ziggy? true
Yes my name is jimmy pop no my popand's name is dick
Donand't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Donand't want the whole story? should have bought the cliff notes
Like fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriendand's ass
Written on written off scoff callinand' me a joke
I donand't think that iand'm a sell-out but i do andquot;enjoy coke!andquot;
I struck gold but never took it for granite thatand's how i planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and youand'll never understand it
When i die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the smithsonian
The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope
Itand's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
Great white dope
Great white dope
Great white dope
Great white dope
